Motherly Truths, spanning the ages

1.  It is nearly impossible to keep your mouth closed while feeding a child baby food.  (This is related to the open-mouth-while-applying-mascara phenomena that no one can scientifically prove, but everyone knows is true.)
2.  Children do have sexdar.
3.  Naked baby bum cheeks are highly likely the CUTEST thing ever.
4.  Upon returning to bed after getting one child to sleep, the minute your head hits the pillow, the other one awakes.  It is honestly unexplainable magic.
5.  God must have been in a foul mood when He created teething.
6.  If you don't give a crap about the clothes they are wearing, not one drop of food will get on their clothes.  If it's new, vintage, cute, or generally in the "liked" category, watch out for those carrots, beans, blueberries, or anything with any color whatsoever.
7.  Laundry never ends.  Ever. 

8.  The minute Dad comes home, it's almost like having different children.  Smiles, manners, and general good behavior.   Is it his pheromones????
9.  Grandparents are the Greatest. Thing. In. The. World.
10.  One smile, one "I love you", one head on the shoulder makes you want to give them another sibling.